New afterlife property on the market: Former site of Limbo now renting

You can click on this one and see it bigger.
The Catholic Church is such an easy target. Fish in a barrel. As a recovering Catholic, I knoweth how easy it is.
So there I was in a corner, losing still more remnants of my religion while reading Richard Dawkins’ “The God Delusion”, and I learned to my shock — I must have been in the toilet at the time — that Pope Benedict LMXCCVIIXI jettisoned Limbo last year!
Pardon me while I temporarily fill Dali House with fumes. I’ll soften the tirade with beautful art as I go along: These are all great paintings of Jesus visiting Limbo. Well, not all of them — you can tell which ones I did.

“Christ in Limbo” by Agnolo Bronzino, 1552
Admittedly the Limbo that’s now been stricken from the faith is limbus infantium — the Limbo where babies that died before they could be baptised supposedly had to spend eternity — whereas the preferred subject matter for artists down the centuries has been limbus patrum, the Limbo of the Fathers — that is, all the good guys who ought to have gone to heaven but couldn’t because they died, you know, before Jesus was born!
(There’s a sign at the door: “You don’t know Jesus, you don’t get in.”)
But still, if Baby Limbo didn’t actually exist, it’s just a matter of time before Born Too Early Limbo vanishes. And then what are we supposed to make of these paintings?
“Christ in Limbo” by Paul Cezanne
@
I had to look it up to make sure it was true, and yes, all the big papers carried a story about the abolishment of the Catholic Church’s “policy” on Limbo. One or two asked rhetorically, “Is Purgatory next?” but for the most part there it was, a bald fact all by itself:
An international commission of theologians set up by the Vatican had advised the pope to dump the idea. It was headed by William Levada, who as archbishop of San Francisco was slagged for blocking the release of documents about priests buggering parishioners, then in 2006 became the first Cardinal named by the new pope, and then succeeded the new pope as chief of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.

“Christ in Limbo” by Albrecht Durer
How can the Vatican pull this off? By using a WMD-class rationale: Limbo was never official Church policy — it was just a “hypothesis”. See the rest.


A Buffalo-based journalist, Chimera, pictured here, handled the introduction and other text for a catalogue of the Klein collection, which is now on sale at his website for $21.99. The site features a video clip of the local news broadcast announcing the artwork’s reappearance.



A wish came true when a couple in that area came across one of the posts and brought it to the attention of House Sol’s proprietors, the remarkable John and Gisele Sommer. The print shown here, “Sol Duo — John and Gisela Sommer” by Edward Schleimer, comes from the 


Salvador Dali’s “L’Ouroboros”








